A funny thing happened to me today. Well I say funny, it depends on your perspective really and honestly meine muschi ist nicht glücklich!!
It has left me asking the question when did it become the thing for adult women to rip out all their pubic hair? Who decided that a ‘full bush’ was not okay?
Quite frankly having your pubes ripped out is a painful and expensive business, if you take into account how often it has to be maintained and over how many years? We put ourselves through this ritual torture and our fannies back to the appearance of a prepubescent girl and I have to ask the question why?
Do not dare tell me it is about hygiene, any woman will tell you that personal hygiene is all that is required to keep her fanny daisy fresh! Which begs the question why? Is it actually about what women want or what they feel is expected and where does that pressure come from?
I decided a little while ago that I am fabulous without all the agony of being plucked to bald, so more recently I have adopted the womanly full bush or rather I did have. I went in today for a bit of a tidy around the edges, after all you don’t want it peeking around your delicates! I popped on my paper G-string, legs akimbo and the lovely chatty lady smeared hot wax on my pudenda, ripped out half my labia before exclaiming ‘oh my goodness you were only a tidy up not an XXX, I am so sorry, I’ve started now shall I carry on’. Just what are you supposed to say in this situation, apart from ouch? I could hardly say leave it I am sure it will grow back in about six weeks’ time in the meantime I will have half a bald fanny I am sure it will make my husband smile!
So I let her continue.
The result is after a good deal of oohing and ouching I now have what looks like a mein Führer moustache where my lovely bush was! I have a very disconcerting urge to do a Nazi salute every time I drop my panties, I suspect my husband will do the same!
I can say quite definitely meine muschi ist nicht glücklich!